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Showing posts with label Sunday {FUN}day. Show all posts
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Sunday, January 18, 2015

My 6 All Time Favorite Movies


Hey Y'all & Happy Sunday!

My weekend consisted of me do absolutely NOTHING! I mean literally nothing at all. I only showered and brushed my teeth and put on my jammies, then watched YouTube and Netflix. How was your weekend? Did you do anything exciting? Tweet Me and let me know!

So being in the spirit of watching movies all weekend, I wanted to let you all know my six favorite movies of all times. So without any further ado, let's get into it!

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I don't think I was even 10 years old yet and my immature ass Uncle who was babysitting let me watch Scarface. When I tell you I was scared shitless from the scene where Tony and Angel was was bamboozled and Angel was chopped up by a chainsaw right in front of Tony.

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The ultimate "You Can Turn A Whore Into A Housewife" movie. LoL I cannot believe I just typed that but if you've ever hear the saying, "You can't turn a whore into a housewife" then you know exactly what I mean.

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You can't go wrong with Coming To America. Eddie Murphy with Arsenio Hall was genius with this movie. Every time I see this movie, I laugh like its the first time I ever seen it.

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What can I say? It's freaking Grease. Everyone wanted to attend Rydell High, I know I did!

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Yes, I have an obsession with Mob/Cartel movies and I love ever Godfather movies.

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Trannies & The Timewarp!! This is my ultimate all time favorite. I can watch it over and over again and it will never get old to me.

So before I get out of here Tweet Me your favorite moves and let's do the Timewarp!!




Sunday, January 11, 2015

"Who is she? She said what? What is she thinking?"

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Hey Y'all! I know many of you may be looking like Who is she? Well, she is I and I is she and Krystal is who I be! I was born and raised in the ghetto of Mississippi but I didn't let the stereotypes define me. I'm a true Southern Belle but don't get it twisted, I can turn to ghetto thug within a snap of a finger.


Growing up, I was criticized about my taste in music, TV, and even my extracurricular activities. I was too white to my friends in my neighborhood because I went to a performing arts and accelerated education school. My neighbor friends would judge me be cause I went to the school who painted their faces during spirit week and I listened to people like Nickleback, The Gorillaz, and N'sync. My school friends judged me because I could relate to The Wire and that I knew people who went to jail or who were murdered. 

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I grew up in church so I get so much ridicule for my Sailor Tongue and outspokenness. I say fuck more than a baby cries and I don't know why its such a big deal. I must admit if you knew me a few years ago, me saying fuck would have been the least of your worries. I mean look, its just a word are you going to die because of what I say or my opinion.

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Do you think that a Woman of God speaks the way you do? Do you think a Woman of God drinks the way you do? Do you think you'll get a husband with your ways?

Ummm, yes I do so just shut the fuck up, youre getting on my nerves.

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In my early 20s, I was so concerned with fitting in and trying to please everyone else that I lost touch of who I really was. I went through a state of depression trying to make my family proud and to be accepted by people who I thought were my friends. I was forced into an engagement I was ready for leading to a break up with the love of my life.

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Now that I am older, I have been in a constant struggle to be myself; the woman I am proud of regardless to what anyone else thinks. I am grown to not care what others think of me because in the end only God can judge me. So are you ready? Ready to get a look into my life and what makes me unique. I hope so because you're here. Just know that I'm a work in progress and Creatively Dysfunctional is your eyes into who I really am.



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